Inventor of the “Aanand style” of eating pizza

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Joined March 2008
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OK, this is incredible.
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Spice is a substance that, when inhaled, shows you a trailer for Dune 2
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Dune is about being in a little tent with your mom and freaking out
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The worm film is good
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Yeah I got Havana syndrome. Havana sex with your dad. It's a me mario
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It’s Dune day
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It’s Giedi Prime Time
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It’s Melange Monday
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Replying to @ThWitchDoctor
I felt much as you do until I watched the video - even if one disagrees, as I still do with some of it, we owe it a fair hearing
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Probably the funniest type of person reacting sincerely to this very obvious shitpost is the type who’s convinced that they alone know the exact reason why Google is doing this and everyone else is a mark
Leaked documents have revealed that Google has been conspiring to hide the names of streets from anyone using Google Maps. “They’ll have to zoom all the way in to see them,” an internal memo reads. Nobody has any idea why
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CHANI: Paul… tell me of your home world… PAUL:
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Leaked documents have revealed that Google has been conspiring to hide the names of streets from anyone using Google Maps. “They’ll have to zoom all the way in to see them,” an internal memo reads. Nobody has any idea why
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If this makes you angry and you want to do something about it, watch this.
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Aanand retweeted
Wearing the jacket from Drive to my family court hearing. Im awarded full custody because the judge is also wearing one under his robes.
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The Nick Miller Dance is real and I just witnessed it. Dreams do come true
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Got a haircut. There was more of it before, you’ll just have to trust me
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Good network coverage
If LA and NYC are so great why is everyone from there on this app all the time
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This shit is Havanas, H-A-V-A-N-A-S
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